Caption Contest Results!



Yea, it's that easy. My girlfriend acts as bait;
I club'em, skin'em, and bang... they're ready to go. - pete


We thought the above was the funniest, but honorable mention goes to...


  • Hey, Don-Ho, you got one of these in a "husky" size? - Rollin

  • When your local lagoon, swamp, river, or favorite fishing spot has been invaded by a man-eating gill monster, who you gonna call? GILL BUSTERS! - ida

  • Is that a Creature head on your arm, or are you just glad to see me? - Gelvis

  • Yeah, the idea hit me one morning when I surprised my Mother-In-Law in the bathroom... - Hallie

  • Thanks Bob. It's always nice to get a little head from a friend. - Quentin

  • And I see my fish head is bigger than yours! - arthur

  • Jim, I know you like Gillman, but I don't think a costume shop that carries only Gillman costumes is going to do very much business. - Stewart

  • Do you have any of these in another color? - kevin

  • I love the suit, but is green the only color it comes in? - joe

  • Call me crazy, but this Creatures For Health Care Reform idea of yours might just work! - Stephen

  • Something smells a little fishy. - nybobby

  • I wanna be the Creature for Halloween,, no I wanna be the Creature, no I wanna be the Creature…... I’m telling Mom! - gary

  • Are these the only halloween costumes you have? - lgb

  • Look, Mister. I know 100 bucks is steep, but good luck finding another adult shop that caters to guys who dig amphibians. - Sonny

  • Want some head? - Todd

  • That's not the kind of head I wanted you to give me. - john

  • This one fits much better. The other one here made my head look too big. - Artie

  • This is my last two Halloween costume i will give you 10% off the regular price! - David

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