Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer than They Are! - John

We thought the above was the funniest, but honorable mention goes to...
- I told you not to keep throwing cheerios at him, now you made him mad! - cs
- A full year after the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill, the PR staff at BP found out too late that the local squid had evolved into oil-eaters. - ida
- Man... That waiter wasn't kidding when he said our seafood comes in fresh everyday straight from the San Francisco Bay! - Artie
- I'm not eating at this sea food restaurant again. The portions are to big. - Paul
- And you said the sushi would never fight back! - Sean
- "The Innsmouth Wharfside Theater's production of 'Necromonicon: The Musical' (and the theater itself) closed after Cthulu gave it a 'tentacle down' review." - Stewart
- DAMN IT! I told you not to feed the octopus steroids! - obit384
- Whatever you do... DON"T ORDER THE SQUID! - Tom
- If you think this disaster is covered under your car insurance, you're a GIANT SUCKER! - AA
- Those are some mighty big tentacles you got the handsome *wink, wink* - cf
- This fall on FOX..."When Sushi Attacks." - Blair
- The Sushi at this place is just too damn fresh! - ab
- So that’s what happens when you mix tonnes of BP oil and Octopus. - mw
- The aquarium experience in the 50s was a bit too much to handle. - carter
- Most men just don't have the testicles when it comes to dealing with giant tentacles. - ilcrypt
- This is what Lindsay Lohan sees after a big night of partying. - Marty
- Meet Tucan Sam's much older brother Frootloopasaurus! - Steve
*** Hmmm... a theme's developing?!? ***
- "They said the calamari was fresh here but this is ridiculous!" - Quentin
- Friday nights at Joe’s Crab Shack. All the calamari you can eat just $9.99! - bob
- "That is the LAST TIME that I ask where the freshest calamari is located!" - dave
- Who ordered the calamari? - Gelvis
- That is the last time I order the calamari! - filmbug
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