Caption Contest Results!



Objects in the Rear View Mirror
May Appear Closer than They Are! - John


We thought the above was the funniest, but honorable mention goes to...



  • I told you not to keep throwing cheerios at him, now you made him mad! - cs

  • A full year after the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill, the PR staff at BP found out too late that the local squid had evolved into oil-eaters. - ida

  • Man... That waiter wasn't kidding when he said our seafood comes in fresh everyday straight from the San Francisco Bay! - Artie

  • I'm not eating at this sea food restaurant again. The portions are to big. - Paul

  • And you said the sushi would never fight back! - Sean

  • "The Innsmouth Wharfside Theater's production of 'Necromonicon: The Musical' (and the theater itself) closed after Cthulu gave it a 'tentacle down' review." - Stewart

  • DAMN IT! I told you not to feed the octopus steroids! - obit384

  • Whatever you do... DON"T ORDER THE SQUID! - Tom

  • If you think this disaster is covered under your car insurance, you're a GIANT SUCKER! - AA

  • Those are some mighty big tentacles you got the handsome *wink, wink* - cf

  • This fall on FOX..."When Sushi Attacks." - Blair

  • The Sushi at this place is just too damn fresh! - ab

  • So that’s what happens when you mix tonnes of BP oil and Octopus. - mw

  • The aquarium experience in the 50s was a bit too much to handle. - carter

  • Most men just don't have the testicles when it comes to dealing with giant tentacles. - ilcrypt

  • This is what Lindsay Lohan sees after a big night of partying. - Marty

  • Meet Tucan Sam's much older brother Frootloopasaurus! - Steve

    *** Hmmm... a theme's developing?!? ***

  • "They said the calamari was fresh here but this is ridiculous!" - Quentin

  • Friday nights at Joe’s Crab Shack. All the calamari you can eat just $9.99! - bob

  • "That is the LAST TIME that I ask where the freshest calamari is located!" - dave

  • Who ordered the calamari? - Gelvis

  • That is the last time I order the calamari! - filmbug


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